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Not totally sure what’s going on but doctoruth and venuscomb are getting some primo TMI Tuesday questions today. 

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I definitely thought I had bigger pauses in there (I think maybe the site prunes down what it sees as “dead spaces”?) and it got hella long, but I hope it was okay to listen to!

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LOL. That took me a couple of listens XD

I love that corny little joke. :)

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Recite a poem.
Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
Do a tongue-twister.
Say something in a different language. 
Share an anecdote.
Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
Tell a joke. 
What did you have to eat today? 
Talk about something that really scares you.
Talk about something that makes you happy.
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.
  1. Recite a poem.
  2. Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
  3. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
  4. Do a tongue-twister.
  5. Say something in a different language. 
  6. Share an anecdote.
  7. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
  8. Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
  9. Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
  10. Tell a joke. 
  11. What did you have to eat today? 
  12. Talk about something that really scares you.
  13. Talk about something that makes you happy.
  14. What is your favorite word?
  15. What is your least favorite word?
  16. What turns you on?
  17. What turns you off?
  18. What sound or noise do you love?
  19. What sound or noise do you hate?
  20. What is your favorite curse word?
  21. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  22. What profession would you not like to do?
  23. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
  24. If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.
Wait I don't get the friends thing. Are we Monica and chandler? Or Joey phoebe and Rachel?
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gleerant:

I don’t remember the context but there’s some secret or miscommunication or both and everyone is like “you know?” “i know you know” “i know you know that I know!”

actuallyitsmisschanandlerbong, help?

Monica and Chandler hooked up when they were in London for Ross and Emily’s wedding and then couldn’t stop seeing each other. Joey found out through a variety of slip ups (Chandler’s hotel called their apartment, saying someone left an eyelash curler, Monica later stated she was missing hers, etc). They begged him to not say anything. Rachel found out because she accidentally picked up the phone while Monica and Chandler were talking dirty to each other (lol remember phones like that?). Phoebe found out because she and Rachel were looking at the apartment across the street and saw Chandler and Monica doing it against the window in Monica’s apartment.

Joey then thought they could tell Chandler and Monica that they all knew and no one would have to keep secrets anymore, but then Rachel and Phoebe wanted to play pranks on them (when Monica says she’s going to go “do laundry” a.k.a. Chandler, give her a bunch of laundry to do, etc.)

Phoebe decides to flirt with Chandler hardcore. This leads to Monica figuring out they know. And Joey’s like yay it’s over! But then, Monica says they don’t know we know (more pranks). This happens with Rachel and Phoebe once more (they don’t know we know they know). 

It culminates in Phoebe and Chandler both pushing each other on a fake date in Joey and Chandler’s apartment. Chandler punks out on a kiss and admits that he loves Monica, awww.

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# PUNS

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
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"You’ve got six people in a fountain at 4:00 in the morning, who are about to embark on a journey, and they just have no idea what’s in store for them.”Matthew Perry

HAPPY 20TH, F.R.I.E.N.D.S!
—- September 22nd, 1994 —-
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nayarivera No flex zone!

nayarivera No flex zone!

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My shoulder is really sore, but I can’t tell if it’s the sort of thing that will go away after a night of sleep or if I should tape it up. 

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